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BrideXIII

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2003 12:29 pm    Post subject: More Windoze fun Reply with quote

Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows XP on my PC, told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. To my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on.

I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said "Do not worry, it is unharmed." After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said "Take a close look at it."

To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw an inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth.

4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F 066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D

"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said. "No," he said, "but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But in common English this is what it says"

"One OS to rule them all, One OS to find them One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them."

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TiDaL

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

great story! would this make bill gates god? lol
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lucky

Joined: 20 Aug 2003
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PostPosted: Wed Aug 20, 2003 4:29 pm    Post subject: very interesting theory my friend.... Reply with quote

excellent story...
Long time since havenīt read something in plan x files....
lol
Obviously the way that i am ....im on my way to the microwave...
With my friends disk off course,lol
just in case....

Also i read somewhere that billgates with computerassembly(in machinelanguage) comes out to 666 .......

Bill gates is from a strange planet my friend and although we all complain about it and say linux rocks but really we all use it and why ....if windows makes it easy use a linux environment where u have to type much much more and compile ,untar ,chmod and 100 commands and look every 15 min in your red hat handbook,lol Confused

Billl gates is the man.....
Donīt you all agree ...or how do u use photoshop on redhat.....

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